Eminem : Jingle Bells Lyrics
(eminem)Yo Yo
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
(Eminem)
Is this a white Christmas hell no my man
Imp leaving blood in the snow and smacking
Fat man. You mean Santa that boys a bitch
He cot my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss.
For real its no joke the guy don’t play he tried to fuck way more
Then a one horse slay laughing all the way but hes not laughing today
Well jingle mothering even the elves will pay.
Come Christmas Eve oh nick’s a goner will be
Snackin on dear even blestin and downer
Not a question went not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clues
Say they jingling baby
Give a new meaning to hoho shack that ass girl bumpin
Booty in the snow. So watch out Santa You jolly old troll we’ll be
Stripin that slay and leave you the coal
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola “hey”
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
(Eminem)
You playin reindeer games hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolphs horns and see how far the bend
When hes nose turns red hes dick gets back out
My friend. Yeah sants clues wouldn’t list me as nice
In fact he add me listed as nottie twice
Not cuz of the fights or the Christmas gifts hast
It’s cuz of all the shit I left on he’s wife
It’s time for Old Nick to move very far before we roast he’s
nuts on a big ass fire
Yes im that bad yes im that cruel
I mean your ass is huge loss
Weight for real dude. Cookies in mouth simply
Quit sick. I mean when’s the last time u seen
Your dick. And im not one to bitch but every year
I get under wear, socks and shit
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
(Eminem)”Check it out”
Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola “Hey”
(eminem)”Jingle thess bells baby”
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to East LA
If you haven’t listened to the track yet, you can find it on the Real Player, type in: “Eminem Jingle Bells”. Enjoy:)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU !
Birthday wishes for Christmas Day:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON MARCUS AND TO EMINEMS DAUGHTER HAILIE !
…and many thanks to Gavin for allowing me to write my topics on his weblog!
Comments
16 responses to “What if Eminem did Jingle Bells ?”
Ummm the lyrics were good but there was a few that werent what we really says..and some parts of the song is missin from the lyrics..other than that it was good..
Well sometimes mistakes occur in the lyrics texts you can find on the internet…
Happy you liked the track, though…
thats a song so cool! eminem is the best!
is it really eminem singing?
Yea, it is really Eminem singing…
I am not so sure it is Eminem singing. It sounds like someone trying to sound like Eminem.
thats hot son
what the fuck was that emimens real bitch
this song is the best! but some of the lyrics were rong but other then that they were ok i guess.
just one word for it….. Brilliant!
Hey!! This song Roxs my soxs!! I just hurd it!! It roxz!!
Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola “Hey”. Is “to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet”
that song rocks man!! i think it would be betta tho if eminem himself sang it and not that other impersinator wat his name now…i think it was that bob rivers singin it o well song rock !!
you guys got to much time on your hands
that’s not really eminem
you got too much time on your hands
find the source before posting it
i love eminem
xxx ooo rebelgrrrl78
who really sang this song? was it em? still couldnt figure it out lol.