Scientology orientation video

Looks like someone smuggled a video camera into a Scientology induction screening, fascinating stuff. These guys are nuts.

Best quotes:

You are at the threshold of your next trillion years. You will live it, in shrivelling agonised darkness or you will live it triumphantly in the light – the choice is yours, not ours. If you this minute say I will, for better or for worse, go on in scientology, you will open the door to your own future. If you say otherwise you slam tomorrow shut in your own face. I’m sorry, but that’s the way it really is.

If you leave this room after seeing this film, and walk out and never mention scientology again, you are perfectly free to do so. It would be stupid, but you can do it. You can also dive off a bridge or blow your brains out. That is your choice.

Haha. I can see this becoming a ‘cult’ classic!

This story outlines how some of the stuff mentioned in the video actually works…


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8 responses to “Scientology orientation video”

  1. Twenty Major avatar

    I love how they try and slag off others for being materialistic. Fucking loons.

  2. Twenty Major avatar

    Isaac Hayes is in there too!

  3. Gavin Sheridan avatar
    Gavin Sheridan

    John Travolta! Where’s Cruise?

  4. Mark avatar

    Notice the Ron-speak throughout the clip. Hubbard was a great pulp sci-fi writer but why he thought he should mangle the language is beyond me.

  5. Peader avatar

    Well I’m sold….. Where do I sign up ? bejaysus

  6. WorldbyStorm avatar
    WorldbyStorm

    Enormously entertaining.

    A sad day though for Scientology on Sunday when Nicole Kidman remarried in a Christian service…

    Ah well…

  7. copernicus avatar

    *blows brains out

  8. Hubbard's Devil avatar
    Hubbard’s Devil

    http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-3463204714566011542

    New link to the Scientology orientation video… 😉