Category: Bad Jokes

An attractive woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one.

A mother Superior and a novice nun were out for a drive one morning. The novice was behind the wheel and everything was fine until suddenly the Devil jumped out from behind a tree and on to the hood of the car. The novice slammed on the brakes and wailed, “Mother Superior what should I…

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A wife walks in the kitchen and sees her husband holding a fly swatter. She asks him, “Why are you holding the fly swatter?” The husband says, “I’m killin’ flys.” She asks, “Well, have you killed any yet?” He says, “Yep, three males and two females.” The wife, puzzled, says, “How can you tell what…

I went to my bank yesterday to check my balance. The cashier came up to me and pushed me over…